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11th June, 2025. 10:20 pm.

#I'm so Ronery

So ronery

So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one

Just me onry

Sitting on my rittle throne

I work very hard to be number one guy

but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife

Seems rike no one takes me serirousry

And so, I'm ronery

A rittle ronery

Poor rittle me

There's no one I can rerate to

Feewr rike a biwd in a cage

It's kinda siwry

but, not reawry

because, it's fiwring my body with rage

I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit

but, none of the women seem to give a shit

Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me

And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery

Yeah, a rittle ronery

Poor rittle me...#


Kim Jong Il: And now da destwuction of de worurd is inedidable
Lisa: It's what?
Kim Jong Il: Ine - ine - inedidable.
Lisa: One more time...
Kim Jong Il: I said, da destwuction of da worurd is inedible. God damn, open your fuckin' eaws, girw!

Current mood: silly.

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11th June, 2025. 10:16 pm.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Current mood: mischievous.

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11th June, 2025. 10:03 pm.

#America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!

America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!

Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to

America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!

America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!#


- Enough Said!

Current mood: bouncy.

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1st June, 2025. 1:10 am.

hey guys and gals, now @ anna's listening to the beatles, classic!!

unfortunately i did not get drunk :( but this allowed me 2 help drunken souls...

i danced hard with many a sing-song including bohemian rapsody and grease tunes

it has been good apart from all the crying..

everybody has left nearly. but luckily i am staying the nite so the fun will be continued throughout the morning...

something that really pisses me off is ppl getting off rite in front off, its jus wrong!!

neways, im off

toodles

XxXxX

ps. wont u please, please help me, help me, help mee ee ee!!

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12th May, 2025. 7:32 pm.

So Tuesday was Clasic Cinema day and the movie on was one of the finest ever made 'Fight Club' - need I say any more? it was totally amazing, so different than watching the DVD, the surround sound was incredible, we were shaking! i nearly cried as it finished, it was so powerful!! I'm so in love! It was just too good!! so i leave you with some advice from the great Tyler Durden: 'Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken' XxXxX

Current mood: impressed.

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4th May, 2025. 7:32 pm. 1 Year Anniversary

So i know that Dan has already beaten me 2 it but i'm still gonna update bout it

i'm so happy right now! its so amazing!! I LOVE YOU DAN!!!


i jus cant believe how quickly this year has gone, i mean it was only a year ago that i was about 2 take my gcse's and now im doing my a-levels

its just weird how life can change so dramatically, it makes my head dizzy!

some of u may hav heard that i am getting a baby rabbit, it is grey and white but we dont know how old it is, the lady has 2 'sex' it.

but i've bin racking my brains on names so if anyone has any suggestions they r very welcome!!

so 2 sum up, i'm in love and its the best!!

love 2 everyone!!

p.s a certain person, remaining nameless, has really disappointed me lately as i thought they were mature and would not act like an idiot, which they are doing now, i dont know this person anymore...

XxXxX

Current mood: loved.

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13th March, 2025. 7:41 pm.

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does this make me a slut?? :S

Current mood: artistic.
Current music: watching crufts :S.

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5th March, 2025. 8:33 pm. Birthday gathering...

So yesterday was my birthday meal/cinema thing and things were going worng as soon as the day began...

there was loads of snow so i decided to cancel before lunchtime. but then as the snow started to melt i decided to put it back on, so i started texting ppl bk @ like 2.

we all met up outside frankie and benny's as planned. but some ppl, and i will mention names, sam brinsley and pavey made other plans to have a meal then go to rileys (coz its the best - sarcasm btw!)

10 ppl managed to make it to the meal including myself.

as we progressed through our meal sam and pavey decided they would then go2 rileys as the second course was finished.

and hu should turn up.. sarah palmer...

and what does sam do?

he runs after her...

he apologises for upsetting me but i didnt and dont care

he can be her lil lap dog for all i care!

all i care bout is that a really good mate of mine (hu i thought was a good mate) decided to leave me, on an important time in my life (dramatic!!)

i jus wanna scream!!

movie was good - saw the boogeyman, not scary jus made me jump. ALOT! i even made a few attempts at screaming, but failed miserably!!

i repeat meal and cinema trip is in order i feel

anyway

see yaz latterz kiddies

love ya all to pieces!!

XxXxX

Current mood: crushed.

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2nd March, 2025. 7:49 am. BIRTHDAY GIRL!!! :D

So today is my bday... and what an eventful day...

I received maybe around £170 in cash from family etc. mp3 player on the way...

and for my birthday treat i went to london to see the Des and Mel show where one of my fave groups Il Divo were performing. (classical/opera)

- Mel is a right stuck up bitch, Des is luvly

just when they were behind the scenes about 2 go on i saw them and jus kept looking at them, they are so beautiful! there was some smiling and waving and i jus couldn't believe they were there.
as they were performing i caught there eye alot :)

we did a little shopping (bought some foundation, a top and some earrings) then we were on our way home... was such a long, but memorable day :)

it was the best birthday!

except that i didnt see Dan and his card hasn't arrived in the post :(

thank you to everyone that sent me a text to wish me a happy birthday, it really cheered me up :)

love you all!!

XxXxX

Current mood: giddy.

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21st February, 2025. 7:57 am.

im feeling so alone right now, i dont know whether im coming or going... its a confusing world im living in right now...

it doesnt help that i have coursework coming out of my ears (well @ least i should do if i actually did some...)

oh well i only have myself 2 blame

Current mood: scared.

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